President Decries ‘Shameful’ Bonuses For Wall St. CEOs

As nice as it is to see any­one bring this up, but the Pres­i­dent chastis­ing Wall St. CEOs over their extrav­a­gant bonuses is sort of like chastis­ing Yao Ming for being tall. Greed and self­ish­ness are as much a part of them as dunk­ing with­out hav­ing to jump is to Yao.

I did, how­ever, get a laugh out of an inter­view this morn­ing on NBC’s Today, where some ana­lyst was list­ing out Wall St.‘s argu­ments in favor of the bonuses. She men­tioned that they would claim that the bonuses are nec­es­sary to keep top tal­ent. Appar­ently, they’re unable to read the Dow or the news­pa­pers (or the web or talk to any­one not in their imme­di­ate vicin­ity but I digress). It’s “top tal­ent” that’s got­ten us into the hor­ri­ble mess, the best thing they could do would be to let them go and replace them with any­one else. It’s hard to imag­ine they could do a worse job.

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