Metallica tells bloggers not to review their music.
Being the rebel that I am, I can’t help myself. Here’s my review: Metallica sucks. Every single song. Also they’re assholes.
[Update 6/12/2008] Metallica now claims that it was their management firm that issued the request not them. The reviews have been reinstated. As for my review, let me just say the music hasn’t gotten any better but the band perhaps has.
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